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Friday, April 06, 2007

Tentative Summary

Apologies for my monthly posts. The reason for such a lengthy gap is not because im trying to keep the suspense of what my next post might hold or i have become a diligent individual catering and contributing to singapore's bludgeoning work force. Neither am i dead for those who would have been delighted to see my scarey looking moustache enclosed in a coffin(Its a joke and not a double meaning dialogue so people please laugh and dunt think about its meaning).

Although i would have hoped to hype up my next post, my hype would have lasted as long as the play request time for celine dion singing a metallic song. So without further ado here it is. It will be broken into three formats as many things have happened in 1 month before i could even finish **jollufying and analysing my opposite house babe. And i must mention she is one of many girls in my jollu list(i admit that i have no taste for jollufying..i ogle at any slim girl..what to do my sexual energy just turns up by just seeing a girl's hairband..**rombo mosam). I have graduated successfully...thats number 1....i have gotten into a job where i became multi tasking...thats number 2...and i have become super solo..thats number 3.

Now first the graduation. Do not worry loyal readers of my posts(even though the most exciting thing about my blog is my links to other sites) , there will be no overboard praises, no bashing of my ex-school for giving me 3 years of innovative boredom nor even the mention that theres a mosquito which hunts me down at LTQ-8(i mean a real mosquito not the irritating human being you guys might have thought of). All i would like to say is a message of thanks to myself for being at school,myself for studying everything necessary,myself for getting good enough grades,myself for listening at class and finally the school for providing chiobus to stimulate my extensive brain energies for doing the exams and weird thinking people to show that i am not the only person who thinks walking around a 8km campus is fun. Ok i will reserve some thanks for my parents for creating a world shocking genius and my friends for making me a human-being. No thanks to others as they have never even said i look as stunning as brad pitt when he turns 60 yrs old.

I just got back into a job that i always seem to get and cherish....cargo handling and i was happy to see the rough edges and stamped upon sides of a fedex package before my eyes. So happy was i to touch them that i have got two fractures three small wounds and a backache....but i am delighted to announce my body has become seasoned and that carrying a 25kg box is fun. Even more pleasant was me changing my manual handling of cargo job to that of cargo customs where i was more technical rather than physical. And not to mention how relaxed and higher the pay is compared to manual cargo handling...simply astounding. Only bad point of the job is the irritating pilot who makes the plane look like it has constipation.

Now for the third and final thing...a adolescent boy talking about being super solo and having already mentioned about babes a number of times...it must be a sad and complaining post. Nope you are wrong...i was about to say im becoming more like einstein..separated..ridiculed..solitary but holding a nuclear reaction machine in my mind and conscience. So powerful is the impact that i have already written 24 novels, tons of dicussions about religion,daily ramblings about world affairs and of course the odd fantasy of a slim women saying my eyes will make chinese sex bomb shu qi beg for my hunky photos. And you thought a human mind can only think when it is faced with mathematical and life problems. Not with me...with my mind i can already start classifying myself as the new age thinker who will create enough chaos to shut down United Nations.

Thats about it for now....sadly i dunt have any points to talk about how i am feeling now as people will drop down dead by the time they read the third word of a "i feel freaking" phrase in the first sentence of my post. Hope you guys enjoyed my post( i guess you guys are wondering how come i have not added new links rather than read my post)..alright..bye..and i will be back if anything noteworthy to disturb my solitary meditation in my own world happens.

* Jollufying - The art of looking at a girl and panting depending on her beauty scales.
** rombo mosam - freaking pathetic/terrible/horrible and whatever insulting adjective you can think of.

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